How time flies! Today is already the 1st day of July. On how I started my July – I am down with terrible sore throat and flu. What a way to start second half of the year. Anyway, here’s what happened the past one week in my life.
My family honors Michael Jackson
My mom is probably the oldest MJ’s fan in my house. Even though she doesn’t speak much English, she watched all the Jackson tributes on Astro. My sis had to translate every single sentence into hokkien for my mom. So you imagine the chaos.. I was trying to listen what’s going on the tv with people talked behind me and above my head.
Then, even in cooking, she did all in honor of Michael Jackson’s song – Black and White. We have the soy sauce chicken (black) and also the steamed chicken (white). And now I learned that, cincau mix with soy milk is called “Michael Jackson” because of its color mixture.
Do you sayang me?
QQ is now two and a half years old, going to three. He’s getting better at expressing himself.
Last weekend, he said the funniest shit to my cousin brother who came to visit us.
QQ: Do you sayang me?
Cousin brother: Of course I sayang you.
QQ: If you sayang me, then you buy me KFC lah.
KFC must pay QQ advertisement fee. On another note, my mom again told me to put in my blog that, the new KFC recipe for hot & spicy is really shitty and please change it back to the “original” hot & spicy.
Funniest Shit
A friend told me of her office joke. Her colleague went to Cambodia for business and when she came back to KL, she wrote a thank you note to the Cambodian counterpart for her hospitality.
In return, the Cambodian staff replied, “You’re welcomed. It’s my pleasure to hospitalize you”
Toilet Hygiene
We caught the culprit who never flushes the toilet after use in our office. For the past 5 days, the tea lady who played SUDOKU was on leave and the toilet was miraculously clean and “scentless”. In fact, the cleaner told me that she scolded the tea lady when she was caught coming out from the toilet without flushing. Yet, the tea lady could just blatantly denied. So I guess the tea lady is not the one who floods the toilet after use. It should be someone else. I pity the staff drinks the tea or coffee the tea lady makes every morning and afternoon. Mind you. I make my own coffee and my boss doesn’t drink coffee or tea and from my “observation”, I convinced him to bring his own water from home to office.
Detox
Almost every female colleague in the office is doing detoxification program including me. As a result, the use of toilet paper has escalated. I wonder if the management would suddenly gazette one roll per person per month. Well, they could do away with the supply of Milo.. so it wouldn’t be a surprise if they expect us to use leaves to wipe our asses.
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Hahaha! That is really really funny! Did you laugh when you first read the note?
Quote ” the Cambodian staff replied, “You’re welcomed. It’s my pleasure to hospitalize you”
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 am
ROFL…impressive deduction on the part of the tea lady not flushing the toilet. Hahahah…
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 am
aishiang: Yes.. I laughed very hard.. but I cannot laugh too loud coz I was reading this in office. HAHAHHAH!! Imagine if I laugh really loud, my cubicle wall probably vibrates. Hahahaha!
unkaleong: Macam macam theories in this office, I tell you!
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:54 am
lol!!
ok i have to tell you this funny story abt my friend who’s english is not very good.
a group of my friends went on a short holiday to taman negara where they met an ang moh family. the son took to my friend (who’s english not very good!) and chatted with her a lot throughout the trip. they exchanged emails after that.
after the trip and the angmoh’s went back to their country, the son emailed my friend. she replied “please send my condolences to your parents”
(she meant ’send my regards’) we still laugh abt it until today!
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
lingzie: LOL!!! I hope your friend didn’t get into trouble with the boy’s parents. Hahahaha!
Like our school English teacher also.. instead of saying, “Don’t embarrass me”, she said, “Don’t embrace me.” LOL!! Some more teacher you know…so cannot blame the students having to put up with low quality teachers in school.
July 5th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
People are selling anything related to Michael Jackson right now. I heard from the news that someone is selling a domain name for AUD$12 Million dollars, I thought WHAT?!
I went and check it out on ebay.com.au and YIKES, that person is selling it for AU $12,572,289.41!!!!! Taking all the chances right now huh?
July 5th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
ai shiang: Imagine that google hit a standstill when the news of his passing was spread.. almost brought down the internet.. twitter was down.. facebook’s status was updated 3x than it’s standard updates… this man is legendary! Imagine how much money you can make from the hits worldwide?
July 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH….. laughed my head off over the ‘hospitalized’ thingy…
July 12th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
shorthorse: Same here.. lucky thing I managed to refrain from laughing out loud coz I was in the office when my friend told me this.. or else people would be saying, I am crazy!
July 13th, 2009 at 12:00 am
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