I think today is another dramatic day in office…..
While we were all minding our own business, suddenly I heard a big “plakkkk” sound ahead of me.
From the corner of my eyes, I saw a figure fell off like some swatted dead flies. I ran over to check how she is. Her right heel (with stiletto on! Ouch!) stepped on her left toe and she fell. Erm… maybe she attempted a catwalk in office. For the record, this is a construction company, not a modeling agency.
Not long later.. the cubicle next to me made another sound, “Plokkkkk!!” followed by some super loud hyena laughter.
Apparently, someone drop a RM2,000 office phone with a lot of buttons and broke the receiver. I asked her how could she still talk when the receiver is broken? She said still can, but there were some screw loose sounds in between.
When I went to the toilet, there was a loud sound “Phoootttt” next to the toilet cubicle next to mine. Of course, no guessing what the sound is… but… I am not going to talk about someone’s fart here.
I just couldn’t understand why some people need to wash their chibais with so much water till the whole cubicle is flooded! Don’t they know that water is a precious source of life??
I remember once, I went to a government office and I was shocked to find an inch of water throughout the entire ladies washroom as if the place had just been hit by some KL flash flood when the “not-so-SMART” tunnel is not working (when did it ever?). I had to tip toe to go inside the toilet and needed to fold up my pants up so I didn’t wet the edges of my pants.
As I was doing my business, water suddenly came gushing from the next door cubicle! I shrieked! Imagine.. all the water from washing her ass and also chibai came flooding my shoes! YUCKS!!! That woman must have one helluva big chibai! With all due respect, I think if you really need to wash your chibai so much, please use water prudently lah. Conserve water! Please channel all the dirty water into the toilet and not all over the floor and wall. Geez!
PS. Is it the same with the men’s toilet?
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
hahahahaha!! good point gina!
i hate it when the toilet floors are flooded with water!! very icky!!!
and wah..your office phone cost rm2000?? O_O
March 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Same also in men’s toilet lah. This people used to wash their “kuku-ciau” near the basin after they pee. Yuckie!
March 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
lingzie: I also dunno how much the phone cost.. coz the admin said if wanna replace gotta fork out RM2k. Haha!
ericKwan: Serious shit ah??? LOL!!! Then you guys better not wash your face in public toilet!
March 18th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
dude, what is a chibai? is that a malaysian term?
March 18th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Yucks…esp when part where the water gushes from the next cube…imagine seeing bits and pieces…*vomits*
March 19th, 2009 at 9:27 am
ya ya….me too hate it. If it’s wet nvm but then flooded and the whole toilet….d wall d bowl even the toilet paper is wet. I always ask, this ladies go pee or go mandi in the toilet one. aiyor, if it’s me ah….i wait till the person in the next cubicle comes out…so tak educated punye.
I came across an auditor from PWC, all dress so corporate walk with hidung tinggi but behind doors…eeewww. Must be during her mthly time, after her toilet business she leave residue behind. Like u also lor, sitting beside suddenly see red stuff coming from next door. Sadly ah most Asian and Middle Easterner don’t know much abt bathroom etiquette.
ericKwan : @_@ …i nvr knew this…wah how leh if the basin is quite high hv to tip-toe then….Eeeeewww
March 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Takeshi: You go and ask the china girls in buses lah. Haha!
anonymous: You could only imagine!!!
Cee: Yeah.. some people nicely dressed to office but when go to the toilet, maybe a barbarian possessed them…and maybe they turned into some buffalo in the toilet.. like to play with water so much!
Keng right?? Must have one really long kukubird to be able to wash on a high basis. LOL!!!
March 19th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Nice freak drama was unexpectedly coming along with my breakfast when I really needed a good laugh for being cheered up. Wow, Helluva chibai, how does it look like huh?
And it was flooded! Could be like an aquarium for guppies to swim with fun.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Monk: You try to go lah to government office, dress as a woman, then you know what I mean and probably can go and check out what helluva chibai looks like. LOL! Why? You wanna be the guppy that swims in the chibai water? LOL!
March 19th, 2009 at 10:40 am
roflol…….water baafellooo. What to do, like my office got no proper washing area for the muslim, so d toilets are forever flooded.
ask these guys to go toilet in Pyramid, got CCTV in the toilets one..can’t remember which floor, but got see notice to be discreet…..lol
March 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
i also heard that it’s coz there’s no proper ablution area for the prayers so they end up washing in the toilet…
March 20th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Cee: I think I remember now why they wash their feet on the basin… but then.. they can use the toilet hose what… sigh….
jasmine: My ex office has one place to wash their feet for prayers.. and trust me.. when I went there to use the toilet.. everywhere in the toilet is flooded.. it was never dry! Even with the special area for washing their feet!
March 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
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