Jump Start


Signs of aging are really kicking in. All I want to do now is to go home after work, do some marketing, take a nice long bath, watch some tv, poke some people in facebook and sleep.

After I signed off work today, my sis gave me a long list of groceries for me to do marketing via Yahoo Messenger.

brinjal – 3-4 pcs
bitter gourd – 1 big batang
fu cuk – leper punya – 3 pkts
bawang besar – 1kg
u write down ya..later forgot

Hhmmph.. guess what mom will be making tomorrow for lunch?

In fact, I have been doing just that the past few weeks without fail. Just when I am about to start bitching about my dwindling social life, suddenly, the phones are ringing and dates are crossed out.

Yesterday, a nerdy classmate suggested we go for coffee to see Sensei before she leaves for Osaka. I think those who had followed this blog since last year would know that there were a few nerds in class whom I don’t like. To be exact – only one female nerd. The male nerd does not have basic communication skills but at least he’s alright.

I wrote an e-mail to a friend who cleverly slipped away from the outing:-

Dear Takane no Hana San,

How could you leave me alone with that bunch of freaky nerds???? Hahahha!

Anyway, Wednesday’s outing was somewhat disastrous.

Boxer decided to bring his entire family to meet Sensei. Not entirely lah. Just his brother who just completed his medicine in Ukraine, Russia and his pretty little sister. The three of them don’t look like each other at all. His brother is HOT! His sister too! So, seriously, don’t know what happened to Boxer. Boxer seemed very blur and phased out – well, what else is new?

As usual, the two nerds came and they started speaking to each other in Cantonese and totally oblivious that Sensei doesn’t understand Cantonese.

The female nerd had just gotten married and she was excited to show her wedding pictures to Sensei and people who don’t know her (Boxer’s siblings) and people who don’t even give a damn (me). She kept babbling and laughing as if she had been gassed and seriously, even if she is speaking Cantonese, I wont understand one shit word that come out from her mouth – except KEKKON, KEKKON, KEKKON. And hey, wait a minute, that is Japanese! I think people who didn’t know what we are talking about, probably thought we were swearing in Hokkien.

We chit chatted in broken English and broken Japanese – with me pathetically throwing some Japanese words as if I were in a refresher class.

As we were busy asking Sensei questions, female nerd and male nerd excused themselves as they do not speak English. Their Japanese is better than English so I think they must have been reincarnated into the wrong country.

So, wadsup this Friday??

I am going to meet my Sensei tomorrow night and bring her to see KL clubbing life before she flies back to Osaka for good.

On Saturday, I will be meeting Ms Cili Padi to bitch. It has been quite sometime since we last trash some common friends on their short comings. Muahahahah!

Sunday, another outing with the girls – normal bitching session. The thing is, I think I ran out of things to bitch with this group. Honto ni???

Come Wednesday, probably will go for some Korean food in Hartamas for a friend’s birthday celebration.

Thursday, will be going to a friend’s house warming party. Hoping to meet another group of friends for dinner later on.

Christmas eve… I hope to get really, really pissed drunk and wasted.

Wow.. I am so excited to jump start my social life!

P.S If you want to know why I listed all my plans here – I find difficulty recalling them. Geez.. another sign of old age.